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A prayer to Lord Jashin-Sama:
"Beloved but anguished God of our faith
Let us pray to you once again
Let us be filled with your knowledge
And your infinite path of destruction
Let us abuse your power once again
To create the mayhem you so deserve
Let us create the destruction you want
Forgive us for using this power again
For they may be our last time
In the evil God's name, Jashin, amem!!"
"Beloved but anguished God of our faith
Let us pray to you once again
Let us be filled with your knowledge
And your infinite path of destruction
Let us abuse your power once again
To create the mayhem you so deserve
Let us create the destruction you want
Forgive us for using this power again
For they may be our last time
In the evil God's name, Jashin, amem!!"
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Jashin Prayer 2
My Lord
please forgive me for my sins
I mean to follow well
If im not doing a good job
in following your wishes
please tell me, i wish to fix any sins i have made
And damn those who go against you
for my faith is strong
i will take your revenge
against those who have done wrong
my lord i am your puppet, use me as you wish
i am your servant, here to serve you
even in the time of bliss and rapture for the cult
i will be here waiting for your command
my lord damn the heathens who denied your love
and lets pave them a path to damnation
forever they will serve you
o mighty god of pain and death (etc.)
my lord please bless us fol
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Prayer to jashin
Gauge my eyes out so that i may feel the pain of the blind.
Carve my ears out so that i may feel the pain of the deaf.
Crush my brain in so i can feel the pain of the diseased.
Skin my body, disembowel me so that i may feel the pain of the prey.
Break my bones so that i may feel the pain of the disabled.
Snap my spin so that i may feel the pain of the paralyzed.
Burn me to a crisp, to know the pain of the burned.
Electrocute me, maybe just for fun.
Scalp me, for the pain of the ones in my past.
Shoot me for the pain of the veterans.
Drown me in acid. So that i may feel worse pain than the drowned.
Tear my heart out, so that i may f
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5~ Pull on Deidara or Itachi's ponytail yelling "DING DONG!!" Then run away.
6~ Tell Hidan Jashin-sama ha
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*sniffles* That was beautiful.